My name is Mark. I'm voluntarily slaughtering my sanity and when I'm not bitching about stuff, I'm shitposting. That's it.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
A few weeks ago a 15-year-old called me “Grandma” for being able to remember when the first Twilight film came out, and I still haven’t mentally or emotionally processed this
tag the age u were when twilight came out (2008) i was ten
hm. i was 12
This is incredibly depressing
I was 22.
I’m wrong and forgot how numbers work. I was 20.
I don’t even know. It’s from a book about languages my friend’s been reading. (it’s creepy that I can understand it …)
It was actually invented with that purpose: anyone who spoke any European language should be able to understand esperanto. It was meant to be a lingua franca.
STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING Y’ALL AND TELL ME IF YOU UNDERSTAND THIS
I,understand about a half of it, I speak some dutch
“What Happened? Did your computer catch a virus? Did you suddenly develop BSE [mad cow disease]?”
Between German, English, Latin, a bit of French, Dutch, Spanish and Italian that was actually pretty readable to me.
I speak English and a very little spanish, and I can read it.
Super legible and I love it.
There are a few movies done partly or entirely in Esperanto, the most famous probably being Leslie Stevens’ Incubus (1966), a horror film starring William Shatner!
I only speak two languages (English and Spanish) and I got this loud and clear
@moondaimon we need this in our lives right friggin now.
It never ends
Me: laying in bed trying to wake up
Cat: headbutts my face and hands repeatedly to make me get up and feed her
Me: ok, ok, geez
Me: starts to roll out of bed
Dog: crawls onto me and cuddles me harder til i lay back down
Me: i am just a helpless pawn in this eternal war
asexuality is real
let me just rant for a second because i was playing an online game just now and some guy and i started talking about sexualities for some reason and he asked me if i’m in a relationship. i obviously didn’t mention that i’m part of a did system and only our host is dating. i just talked to him like i’m just 1 person with a body that fully belongs to them. like i’m normal.
so i said that no, i’m not dating. i identify as asexual. and he was like “what’s that? so you like girls?” and i said “no, i’m asexual, i don’t feel attracted to any gender” and he was really confused and said he never heard of that.
which is fine you know?
so i explained it to him. i sent him links you can find on google that explain what asexuality is. and him being a little brat made it all about sex. and our conversation went like this:
him: so you never had sex with a guy?
me: no. you’re a guy, right? and you’re straight, right?
him: yes and yes. i love women.
me: so you never had sex with a guy?!
him: wtf no way
me: that’s literally the same thing
him: no it’s not how would you know if you never tried it
me: because i don’t want to
him: no way, you’re a virgin right? you never had sex? you need to try it. sex is amazing. find yourself a guy. guys are always willing.
me: n o..and then i got mad at him for not taking my sexuality seriously and he said “nonono i believe you” but then proceeded to say “you’re really a virgin?!”
and then left the game because.. woah. how can a person be so ignorant and persistent.
(i should have confused him more by saying “the body isn’t a virgin but i am” lmao)
- junior
SCP Foundation: 106 106?
SCP-106: Yes papa?
Foundation: Eating people?
106: No papa.
Foundation: Telling lies?
106: You bet your sweet ass I am.
We’re going to play a game called… “Who is my daddy and what does he do?”
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
(Source: throwbackblr)
R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
this is the only september 11th post I’m reblogging
- out of my notebook
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what i bought
Haha!! Lol
My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao
